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>My coconuts
>You can put 'em in your mouth
>(Right now, right now, right now, right now)
>My coconuts
>Watch 'em bounce up and down
>(Bounce up and down, bounce up and down)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ite2vY5qihc

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Sex = funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sex = funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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>>13973492
All xer music is about being a slut or something

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This mogs

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Literal who

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>>13973498
True, but I think he gets off to it instead of considering it funny.

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>>13973502
Hehehehe, shut up merv

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But can your coconuts poop

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>>13973548
## πŸ₯₯ The Coconut's Commute πŸ₯₯

(Gentle, slow reggae beat with a lazy bassline and a steel drum melody starts)

(Verse 1)
The sun hangin' high, above the white sand,
A gentle breeze blowin' across the green land.
All the coconuts chillin', way up on the palm,
Feelin' that tropical, deep, inner calm.
But deep in the fibers, a trouble was brewin',
A feeling of fullness, somethin' they were *stewin'*…
A little internal, inevitable plea:
"Man, I gotta go, gotta leave this tall tree!"

(Chorus)
Oh, the Coconut's Commute, the hardest ride of the day!
Gotta make that long drop, gotta find the right way!
*Shakin', shakin', shakin'*, before the big fall,
Hopin' the sand is soft and won't hurt at all!
Gotta find the perfect spot, where the tide won't reach,
'Cause even a coconut needs a private beach!

(Verse 2)
The moment arrives, the stem lets it go,
A quick, breezy moment, a gravity show!
They tumble and spin, with a *woosh* and a *whirl*,
Hopin' not to bonk some poor tourist girl!
They land with a *thump*! And they roll to the ground,
Looking nervously left, then nervously 'round.
"Excuse me, good crab, can you give me some space?
I got important business in this lonely place."

(Chorus)
Oh, the Coconut's Commute, the hardest ride of the day!
Gotta make that long drop, gotta find the right way!
*Shakin', shakin', shakin'*, before the big fall,
Hopin' the sand is soft and won't hurt at all!
Gotta find the perfect spot, where the tide won't reach,
'Cause even a coconut needs a private beach!

(Bridge)
Now, you think it's just water, and husk and a shell,
But coconuts eat little things that they love well!
A drop of sweet dew, a bit of that rain,
And what goes in, my friends, must come out again!
It's a very slow process, a quiet, sandy spread,
They sigh a deep sigh, relieved in their coconut head.

(Outro)
All done now, they rest, in the cool, shady spot,
Feel lighter, feel better, glad for what they forgot!
The Coconut's Commute… it's a messy affair,
But when nature calls, even nuts gotta care!
*(Reggae beat slows down and gently fades out with a final, quiet steel drum chime)*



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