Step 1: Do you drink oat milk?Yes: You’re a Soyjak in training.No: Congratulations, you're already a Soyjak.Step 2: Do you consider “ironic” t-shirts a personality?Yes: Welcome to the soy squad.No: You're just trendy, but we'll let you in a

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How to Tell If You’re a True Soyjak Chud 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:35:23 №13943466 [Quote]

Step 1: Do you drink oat milk?

Yes: You’re a Soyjak in training.
No: Congratulations, you're already a Soyjak.

Step 2: Do you consider “ironic” t-shirts a personality?

Yes: Welcome to the soy squad.
No: You're just trendy, but we'll let you in anyway.

Step 3: Do you know what "soy energy" is?

Yes: You've unlocked Soyjak Mastery.
No: You’re just a regular human… for now.

Congratulations, fellow Soyjak. You’re officially one with the soy. 🌱

Amerimutt 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:38:53 №13943485 [Quote]

BUMP! or something

Meximutt 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:40:12 №13943491 [Quote]

They drink soy o algo

Chud 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:41:51 №13943504 [Quote]

step 4: Read and moderate rational wiki

Mexiaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:43:33 №13943511 [Quote]

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>Lmao, you just dropped a full Nate Higgers copypasta on me. That’s peak Sharty energy: word-salad slurs, random name-drops (Mike? Sike? Tike?), and a "feller" to top it off. Classic soyboy meltdown.
>You just got jak’d.
>Here’s your official soyjak:
(picrel)
>Now go touch grass, Nate. Your mom’s calling you for tendies.

Brojak 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:45:53 №13943516 [Quote]

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geg

Chud 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:46:23 №13943518 [Quote]

>>13943466 (OP)
what about almond milk surely that makes you more soy

Fartycuck 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:48:33 №13943526 [Quote]

>>13943511
Tike won btw

Chud 11/12/25 (Wed) 09:51:05 №13943539 [Quote]

>>13943466 (OP)
Yes, no and no

Chud 11/12/25 (Wed) 10:37:11 №13943748 [Quote]