Day in the life of a Europoor 2025:>wakes up>likes a meme on x, gets arrested>tries to use AI, blocked>drinks water, bottlecap gets stuck>opens browser, 48 cookies>wants to watch a workout on YT, blocked>buys coffee, pays 50c ex

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Slopjak 11/12/25 (Wed) 07:56:13 №13943118 [Quote]

Day in the life of a Europoor 2025:

>wakes up

>likes a meme on x, gets arrested

>tries to use AI, blocked

>drinks water, bottlecap gets stuck

>opens browser, 48 cookies

>wants to watch a workout on YT, blocked

>buys coffee, pays 50c extra for the cup

>clicks to buy a product, no EU shipping

>starts a website, gets fined for GDPR

>orders meat, gets shamed for destroying planet

>tries to start a company, gets sued

Chud 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:02:37 №13943148 [Quote]

Day in a life of euroGOD

>Wakes up

>Smokes a cigarette

>Goes to work

>Smoke break before work

>Posts bait on soy

>Dinner time, nice juicy meal without microplastics

>Back to posting bait

>Smoke break

>More bait

>Well would you look at time, my work day is over

>Gets paid ev&oe he spent 90% of work time smoking and baiting nusois

>Free healthcare too

>Smokes another cigarette

At least that's how my day goes

Chud 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:04:00 №13943156 [Quote]

>>13943148
You still owned by the eurocrat

Marge 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:05:09 №13943162 [Quote]

>>13943156
Cope and seethe microplastic eater

Punkjak 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:07:15 №13943168 [Quote]

>>13943148
unrealistically low amount of smoke breaks

Dr. Fauci 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:20:45 №13943205 [Quote]

Australia new zealand is the only good british land left
Uk is 'nished

Cado 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:23:05 №13943209 [Quote]

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>Day in the life of a Europoor 2025:
>
>>wakes up
>
>>likes a meme on x, gets arrested
>
>>tries to use AI, blocked
>
>>drinks water, bottlecap gets stuck
>
>>opens browser, 48 cookies
>
>>wants to watch a workout on YT, blocked
>
>>buys coffee, pays 50c extra for the cup
>
>>clicks to buy a product, no EU shipping
>
>>starts a website, gets fined for GDPR
>
>>orders meat, gets shamed for destroying planet
>
>>tries to start a company, gets sued

Dylanjak 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:29:49 №13943220 [Quote]

If they were from Eastern Europe or the Balkans, their average would be more like:

>wake up

>eat burnt toast and drink bitter coffee

>smoke 5 cigarettes

>do burnouts in my BMW with 250000 kilometers

>drive back home to my run-down concrete house

>post rant online on why I hate the people from the neighboring country that pratically speak the same language as me

>smoke another 3 or so cigarettes

>drink 5 pints of beer in one sitting