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I hate the idea of poop and having it anywhere except inside my body so when I take a shit I wipe until there is no trace of brown at all on the toilet paper and sometimes I will keep wiping even though theres nothing left
Sometimes my shits take 40 minutes to an hour of just wiping alone because I want to be completely and utterly clean and I can go through 80% of an entire roll in one sitting
Sometimes I do it so much my asshole bleeds a little bit
Through this compulsion I realized that other people dont take this as seriously and everyone probably has a crusty, brown asshole most of the time
This has actually impacted my life in some ways because I will be late for appointments just because I take too long wiping and I have to come up with some excuse
What are your guys shit routines