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memes that will make you the coolest fat faggot on r/atheism
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everyone subconsciously knows it but they don't wanna admit it because eternal nothingness is kinda scary
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>>3546895I mean seriously though. is there any argument that doesn't rely on "because i said so"?
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>>3546898Why is god not real that also doesnt go down to "cuz I said so"?
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>>3546896yeah, it's just a coping mechanism because people don't want to accept death.
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Athiests have never refuted Pascal's wager. It's the most simplistic pro-creationism argument you can possibly make, so self-evident in its purpose that a kindergartner can understand, and atheists still can't refute it.
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>>3546906Atheism isnt a coping mechanism that boils down to "yolo"? So being reckless doesnt matter at all
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>>3546908>Pascal's Wager is a philosophical argument by Blaise Pascal suggesting that it is a rational bet to believe in God, as the potential benefits of belief (eternal happiness) outweigh the finite losses incurred by living a religious life if God does not exist. Essentially, since we must choose whether to believe or not, Pascal argues that believing in God is the safer option.that's not a proof of god's existence though.
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jarty iq thread ova 'ere
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>>3546933Theres 0 proof God doesnt exist as well nusoi
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OP: Vagina doesn't exist because I've never seen it
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In a court of law the burden of proof always rests on the accuser. You have to prove that God doesn't exist.
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>>3546943god doesn't exist because bad thing happen and it make me feel bad :(
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>>3546937
>Ecclesiastes 1:4>"generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever."literally untrue. the earth will not remain forever.
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>>3546951Well the earth will be here long after me and you are dead, besides im not christian, but Jewish
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>>3546951You can't prove that the earth won't last forever.
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>>3546959Stop gooning to trans porn
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>>3546951The Bible is VERY metaphorical. that verse implies that the world will never end (until the rapture, of course). Earth is a metaphor for the world. I won't fault you too much for reading the verse literally, but that Verse is about how there will always be ground to stand on, so to say
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>>3546972is everything metaphorical in the bible? you're implying that anything in the bible can be twisted to mean anything? concession after concession.
>Joshua 10:12-13>In Joshua 10:12-13, Joshua commanded the sun to stand still over Gibeon and the moon over the Valley of Aijalon, and it is said that the sun stood still and the moon stopped until the Israelites had defeated their enemies.no proof of this+completely impossible with either newton's laws or relativity
what excuse will you find for this?
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>>3546956you can though. nuclear physics is more tangible than random metaphorical statements in a 2000 year old book
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GEG I stumped this retard when I brought up the bombardier beetle he actually just fucking lost
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>>3546955forever =/= long time
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>>3547010>purely by random advantageous mutation being passed down over millions of yearsyeah. what's the problem with that? it makes sense. you can observe this phenomenon with fossils
show flag
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let me guess you believe the earth was created 6 thousand years ago?
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>>3547022The Bombardier Beetle's defense mechanism is simply too advanced and complex to evolve purely by random chance. There's so much room for error.
I am not discounting the theory of evolution, I just don't believe that it and creationism are mutually exclusive.
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This thread is the worse thing to happen to Christianity since christpilling. All chrikes here act like retards
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Pascal's Wager won.
Christ won.
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>>3547002you really shouldn't have picked that one.
> Joshua commanded the sun to stand still over Gibeon and the moon over the Valley of Aijalon, and it is said that the sun stood still and the moon stopped until the Israelites had defeated their enemies<the main reason athiests bring that up, is because it was believed that the world revolved around the earth in the middle ages, due to said Verse. the way you formatted your argument allows me to just say that it was a miracle. the proper rebuttal to the proper argument would sound something like this. the sun stood still, because the earth stood still. again, metaphors. It doesn't actually matter whether it was the sun, or the earth that stood still, the effect would be the same. Joshua commanded the sun to stand still over Gibeon, the sun stood still over Gibeon, for everyone on earth, that is.
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>>3547047>Pascal's Wager is a philosophical argument by Blaise Pascal suggesting that it is a rational bet to believe in God, as the potential benefits of belief (eternal happiness) outweigh the finite losses incurred by living a religious life if God does not exist. Essentially, since we must choose whether to believe or not, Pascal argues that believing in God is the safer option.that's not a proof of god's existence.
have you ever done mathematics? do you know what "proof" means?
here's a challenge for you. using the shape of this contour in the complex plane, and the function f(z)=e^(iz)/z , and the residue theorem, find the integral of sin(x)/x dx from 0 to infinity
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>>3547047>guys good is real, because he just is okPascal's wager is so kiked too, like do you think that if there is an omnipresent God xe is just going to let you get all the benefits of the afterlife despite knowing you didn't actually believe and just acted like it was a game of roulette
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Abraham religion's have one true god but diffrent ideas on who he is
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>>3547052so can the bible say anything that actually means anything? is it all metaphors?
let's see
God says
>Joshua commanded the sun to stand still over Gibeon and the moon over the Valley of Aijalon, and it is said that the sun stood still and the moon stopped until the Israelites had defeated their enemiesbut actually he meant
>Joshua commanded the sun to stand still over Gibeon and the moon over the Valley of Aijalon, and it is said that the sun (or maybe not) stood still (or maybe not) and the moon stopped (or maybe not) until the Israelites had defeated their enemies β3547084[Quote]
>>3547057here's how you do it
parametrize the contour
the contour is an upper semi circle revolving around (0,0) with radius R, from (0,R) to (0,-R)
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an upper semi circle revolving around (0,0) with radius D, from (0,-D) to (0,D)
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line from D to R
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line from -R to -D
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the residue of the countour
f(z)=e^(iz)/z
there is only one pole (polix reference?), at z=0, as e^(iz) has no pole, and lim(z to 0) f(z) undefined , same with f(0)
the pole is outside the contour
so residue =0
1/?
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>>3546966Projection by a memeflaggot
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next
0=int(G_D) f(z) dz+int(G_R) f(z) dz+int(-R, -D) f(z) dz + int(D,R) f(z) dz
0=int(G_D) f(z) dz+int(G_R) f(z) dz+int(D, R) f(-z) dz + int(D,R) f(z) dz
0=int(G_D) f(z) dz+int(G_R) f(z) dz+int(D, R) (e^(iz)-e^(-iz))/z dz
parametrize the curves
a semi circle of radius T is
z=T e^(iv)
0<=v<=pi
so
G_D:
z=D e^(iv)
pi<=b<=0
(angle going from 1 to -1)
G_R:
z=R e^(iv)
0<=v<=R
(angle going from 1 to -1)
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>>3547064their name is yalbadaoth btw dont deadname them!!!
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>>3547104your argument is that the bible can not have any definitive statement, that it's all just metaphors.
so it doesnt mean anything
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>>3547122so let me guess theres
"real" parts of the bible that are completely deterministic in terms of interpretation
and more
"metaphorical" ones
and surprisingly there's no way to differentiate them?
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>>3547128btw how did you find this site, redditor?
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My prayers work
Enough proof for me
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Your shitflinging wont get you anywhere
revert to islam
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>>3546908Christianity is really limiting in many retarded ways. If its not real, you impose unnecessary and retarded restrictions on your society for no reason geg.
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Most jewish thread of all time
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>>3547162the earth cannot stand still. it contradicts the laws of newton.
>the sun stood stillthe sun cannot. it does not. the earth rotates over the sun, and the sun moves around the milky way along the solar system.
the sun CAN NOT appear as if it looks still.
> If something is observed to be, than it may as well besame logic troons use+nice esl
so what does the bible say? why does it say the sun stood still when it didn't? it's a metaphor? of what?
>picks apart a bible verse>it's illogical<SAAR IT'S A METAPHOR>picks apart a bible verse>it's logical<SEE? GOD EEZ REAL MAyneokay so what actually happened? bible says "the sun stood still" but it actually didnt? why mention it at all? what's real in the bible?
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> If something is observed to be, than it may as well be
so passing troons are real wompas?
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why would god speak in metaphors? when he doesnt say he does? how are you supposed to know which is which?
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is God fair in letting people go to heaven? as in, before you are born, no matter where you are born, to whomever, you have an equal chance to go to heaven as anyone else (that also isnt born yet)
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>>3547233Nigga really is having a thological debate with a /pol/cuck
Go ask your priest
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>>3547215OMG nigga! You argue like an algorithm.
>ok grok, argue with randoms online <yes bzir!>make sure to parrot one argument that you picked off of r/atheism. DO NOT engage them beyond said argument<yes bzir!Let's not mention how miracles are inhrenetly contradictory the laws of nature. Let's ignore how you ignore how you perceive metaphors to be an impossibility in the bible for no reason(because what's real then?). Let's ignore how me explaining Joshua with metaphors STILL hasn't been debunked yet, as you seemingly do not comprehend what a miracle is. Let's ask ourselves, Why is the bible written in the way that it is? Why doesn't the bible just include all of DA RULEZ and explain the world to an autistic degree? You don't understand why the bible includes metaphor, because you never read the bible. You don't understand why it was written the way it was, because you just migrated from r/atheism. You copy pasted an r/atheism argument about Joshua 10:12-13 and have been running with that flawed logic ever since. The bible isn't an argumentative text. The bible is a Book. Books are written in a certain way. You don't understand the intended societal role of the bible.
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dis baited mi