gooned for 4 hours straight and it made my balls hurt and both of my hands numb

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nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 01:59:50 №2509706 [Quote]

gooned for 4 hours straight and it made my balls hurt and both of my hands numb

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:02:22 №2509708 [Quote]

is that a new record?

Slvt4BIBISI d^vphyL0 [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:02:48 №2509709 [Quote]

I've made it to 3 but never 4 hours.

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:03:00 №2509710 [Quote]

>>2509706 (OP)
Welcome back, I haven't seen you in a while. I talked to that girl at church btw.

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:04:00 №2509712 [Quote]

>>2509708
no but i usually stop after i get blue balls because it's quite painful
>>2509709
the difference is minimal

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:04:11 №2509713 [Quote]

also there's tp stuck to my pp

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:04:50 №2509716 [Quote]

>>2509712
wait so did you finish?

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:05:12 №2509717 [Quote]

>>2509716
yes

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:05:39 №2509720 [Quote]

>>2509717
so how do you have blue balls?

Chud nMquulWb 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:05:47 №2509722 [Quote]

>>2509706 (OP)
How is the local pooner doing

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:07:05 №2509727 [Quote]

>>2509722
good considering i just came after a 4 hour goon session
>>2509720
what do you mean? when you nut it doesn't make your balls less hurty

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:08:44 №2509729 [Quote]

>>2509727
ive never gooned i thought blue balls was from not cumming so it would go away when you did cum

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:09:02 №2509730 [Quote]

not political. reported enjoy your r5 perma

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:09:06 №2509731 [Quote]

>>2509729
it happens if you goon too long but it doesn't go away immediately after nutting but you have to stop gooning for it to fade away

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:09:48 №2509734 [Quote]

>>2509729
blue balls are when you have no sexual release to your tension or whatever

Chud jeDXIqJW 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:10:02 №2509735 [Quote]

>>2509713
you should at least clean up cuckjeeta

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:10:19 №2509737 [Quote]

>>2509735
i did and that is why there is tp stuck to my pp and i can't get it off without a shower and it's 2 am

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:10:52 №2509738 [Quote]

>>2509734
yeah but he released

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:11:24 №2509740 [Quote]

>>2509738
it doesn't go away immediately

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:11:26 №2509741 [Quote]

>>2509737
real men dont wipe the cum off their bodies

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:12:34 №2509743 [Quote]

>>2509741
i nutted into tp

Chud Og!!HFDs [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:12:38 №2509744 [Quote]

What is this Destroy Dick December ?

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:13:09 №2509747 [Quote]

>>2509744
i was bored

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:13:32 №2509749 [Quote]

>>2509747
Do you think I can get that girl's number at church?

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:13:57 №2509751 [Quote]

>>2509749
i am frankly not interested in your larp

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:14:31 №2509752 [Quote]

>>2509749
let it go already we do not care

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:14:37 №2509753 [Quote]

>>2509751
It's not a larp though I talked to her yesterday and made her laugh

Chud Og!!HFDs [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:14:52 №2509754 [Quote]

>>2509749
I think so if you made it this far

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:16:04 №2509755 [Quote]

>>2509744
>just jizz january
>fap forever February
>mass masturbation March
>anal annihilation april
>moneyshot may

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:16:36 №2509756 [Quote]

>>2509755
i did nonstop nut november too

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:17:42 №2509758 [Quote]

>>2509756
you're gunna grow hair on your eyes

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:18:03 №2509759 [Quote]

>>2509758
i do have a kinda hairy face but it's so sparse it's pointless

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:18:12 №2509760 [Quote]

>>2509758
>just have hairy eyes dood
blackpilling

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:18:22 №2509761 [Quote]

>>2509759
>no beard
brootal

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:18:42 №2509762 [Quote]

>>2509761
very

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:20:14 №2509764 [Quote]

>>2509762
beards are cope

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:20:24 №2509765 [Quote]

>>2509764
no shit retard

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:21:17 №2509767 [Quote]

>>2509765
why are you being mean?

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:21:21 №2509768 [Quote]

>>2509764
beards are gigacoded

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:21:35 №2509769 [Quote]

>>2509767
MY BALLS HURT

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:22:27 №2509770 [Quote]

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>>>2509767
>MY BALLS HURT

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:22:36 №2509771 [Quote]

>>2509769
you did it to yourself asshole, i dont lash out at you for my drinking problem do i?

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:23:00 №2509772 [Quote]

>>2509771
lick my nuts

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:23:51 №2509773 [Quote]

>>2509772
no because you wont clean them for some reason and thats yucky

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:24:06 №2509774 [Quote]

>>2509773
im literally going to shower before i sleep faggot

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:24:07 №2509775 [Quote]

>>2509772
>just lick my tp covered nuts dood
brootal

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:24:41 №2509776 [Quote]

>>2509774
its 2am hurry up weirdo

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 0il6bYRf [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:24:55 №2509777 [Quote]

>>2509775
no its on my pp

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:25:03 №2509778 [Quote]

nabbv dont you live in an apartment

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:25:09 №2509779 [Quote]

>>2509774
You really need to change your mindset. Being depressed and lashing out is an active decision. You're the only person that can make yourself happy.

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:25:40 №2509780 [Quote]

>>2509779
>just be a happy oofy doofy dood
brootal

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:26:05 №2509781 [Quote]

>>2509780
it actually works

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:26:36 №2509782 [Quote]

>>2509780
Having money, bitches, power, a good job doesn't matter if you aren't comfortable with who you are.

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:27:07 №2509783 [Quote]

>>2509782
factbomb

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:28:42 №2509784 [Quote]

>>2509782
narcissism is the true way

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:30:25 №2509785 [Quote]

test

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:31:09 №2509786 [Quote]

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>>2509784
For me it was studying Arthur Schopenhauer and recognizing that I don't have free will, and that everything is a product of the causality of the laws of nature. Even though I don't have free will, I can make choices within the limits of causality, and that gives me solace and lets me take myself and others less seriously when I realize we aren't as individual as we really think we all are.

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:31:42 №2509788 [Quote]

>>2509786
are you the fucking schopenhauer fag

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:32:22 №2509789 [Quote]

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>>2509788
Yes. And I will always be happy.

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:32:34 №2509790 [Quote]

>>2509786
for me it was being fuckin awesome like Goku, or Kurt Angle, or Teddy Roosevelt

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:32:45 №2509791 [Quote]

>>2509789
you're officially the worst poster on this board kys

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:32:50 №2509792 [Quote]

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>>2509788
>remembering the schopenhauer fag

Chud nMquulWb 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:32:58 №2509793 [Quote]

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>>2509786
>schopenhauer

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:33:25 №2509794 [Quote]

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>>2509791
Your anger is a product of causality. I forgive you.

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:34:07 №2509796 [Quote]

>>2509794
so true sister you're so smart

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:34:20 №2509797 [Quote]

>>2509791
nah hes fine

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:35:21 №2509798 [Quote]

>>2509791
tsmt this guy is a load of worms.
>only talks about some girl hes talking to
>religion masterdebater #308849
>only good posts are some snca motivational philosophy

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:36:12 №2509799 [Quote]

>>2509798
truly it is my destiny to rape his asshole and then blow his brains out into the gutters because it's a product of casuality or something and i don't actually have free will so it's not my fault

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:36:16 №2509800 [Quote]

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>>2509798
Your contempt is a product of causality.

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:36:42 №2509801 [Quote]

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>>2509799
That's right. You don't have free will.

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:37:18 №2509803 [Quote]

>>2509801
t. hasn't defined free will

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:38:41 №2509806 [Quote]

>>2509803
You can't just will things into existence. There has to be a reason for something to happen, and ultimately this reason derives from the causality of the laws of nature. The reason a squirrel is crossing the street right now somewhere also led to the invention of the iPhone.

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:39:23 №2509807 [Quote]

>>2509806
you haven't defined what free will is yet buddy

Chud WTGY6iXj 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:40:08 №2509809 [Quote]

How do you guys masturbate? When I bust I just cup my hand so that I catch the cum and it drips into the toilet bowl instead of shooting it everywhere.

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:40:50 №2509811 [Quote]

>>2509809
just nut and then wipe it off my dick

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:41:21 №2509812 [Quote]

>>2509807
The ability to cause things that you want to happen is the best way to describe it. If we had free will we could just wish things and they would be there full blooded. But that isn't how the world works. We can try to do things and if they do or not work out, there will be a reason for both outcomes.

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:41:40 №2509813 [Quote]

>>2509809
efficiently

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:42:33 №2509815 [Quote]

>>2509812
so you define free will as being omnipotent?

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:43:09 №2509817 [Quote]

nigga's salty he doesn't have path to victory irl

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:43:13 №2509818 [Quote]

>>2509800
>contempt is when i point out your post history

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:43:39 №2509821 [Quote]

>>2509815
If we had free will we could defy the laws of nature. Yes, I guess omnipotence makes sense.

nabbv!!pLk0GoOer2 ndYVMjSm [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:44:06 №2509822 [Quote]

>>2509821
i think it is blatantly obvious that nobody here has superpowers

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:44:20 №2509823 [Quote]

>>2509809
yeah we all do this… right? also why the toilet instead of the sink?

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:44:20 №2509824 [Quote]

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>>2509818
Your snide remark is a product of causality.

GOKUPOSTER* THE HOLY RACIST VN4PxNjE [VPN] 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:44:23 №2509825 [Quote]

>>2509822
speak for yourself

Chud CA^uxtOz 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:45:37 №2509826 [Quote]

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>>2509822
I hope that you come to know the truth and reason of the world, let us hope causality drives you in that direction. When it does, you will truly be free.

Microvariant!258GEMAV.. GffQ584n 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:46:38 №2509827 [Quote]

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