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is this even satire anymore?

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You can't make this sh1t up geeeg.

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it is satire though

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>>2503030
the video is supposed to be but seriously someone just got stabbed the other day, called the guy who stabbed them a nigger (after being stabbed), and the nigger with the knife had all charges dropped. clown world is in full swing and parody is actually just reality.

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>>2503030
its parody but after a guy survived getting blown up by a muslim terrorist attack the police visited him to make sure he wasnt going to become Islamophobic
ill see if i can find it, it might take a while because of jewgle

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>>2503059
Ridiculous. did they also record that shit on video?

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>bitchass crakka me is gonna stab you
<ayo champ! You know, i can't call you a Mohammedan slur. But instead, you will get sentenced to Prison, mate.

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>>2503059
i remember this story as well. whole world is completely fucked if we dont get rid of them.

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White people don't season their food albeit

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>>2503114
what if they did

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>>2503114
we literally taught niggas how to cook. idk where they got that from.

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>>2503119
Nigga… are you being serious
>white people time traveled 2 million years ago to teach homo erectus how to cook

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>>2503279
>saudi still thinks like a caveman
not surprising

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>>2503283
>retarded comment that has nothing to do with the topic at hand
Typical amerinigger

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>>2503279
europeans made the globe their domain and it all started with the search for spices because the ottomans blocked goods and much more from the silk road. hell even the most well-known indian spices that are still common in every third world raisin hole around the world were introduced by the british. if niggas and other types of mystery meats can still season dey food it's because of the european pioneers

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>>2503300
we're talking about culinary arts, dipshit. not unga bunga meat over fire.

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>>2503012 (OP)
No but yes! But no, not really, but it's still funny so yes, but not really, but yeah
British humour essentially

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soy vey

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>>2503309
i dont see urop cooking jolof rice
african cuisine is very distinct from european cuisine retard

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>>2503336
>still hasnt deduced that im talking about American niggers
must be on the low end of the spectrum, i apologize.

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>>2503349
Nigga this guy is literally a Muslim and you thought he had the same iq as you
You must also be on the lower end of the spectrum

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>>2503349
So maybe, you were right all along!

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>>2503354
i didnt think it was the same but i didnt think the gap would be that bad.

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>>2503336
it tastes like poop and nigger dying

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>>2503336
Ev&oe jollof rice is extremely common in western countries because we acquire foreign cuisines like uh
We just acquire them or something
I like jollof rice but we should still kill all niggers

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>>2503359
GOKUPOSTER THE HOLY RACIST
vs
THE ONLY Muslim on the entire site

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>>2503367
i eat sandniggers for breakfast

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>>2503349
African cuisine like jollof rice dates back to the 12th century, its VERY CERTAIN that the victims of the atlantic slave trade (16th century) also had their own sophisticated cuisine, they didnt know how to cook in america because their main ingredients werent present at all, white people didnt teach africans how to cook ur just retarded

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>>2503380
be careful, when you eat us… we might… EXPLODE!

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>>2503382
Now that's a knee slapper!

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>>2503382
What a bizarre comeback to 'I eat sand niggers'
Turkish people are all obsessed with vore

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>>2503382
Dude is from turkey
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>2503386
better than the saudi doebeit

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>>2503390
Saudi people aren't even people take your meds nusoi

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>>2503386
you guys joke about us being terrorists(even doe we left that in 2010s)
so i wondered what would happen if i joked about that rn

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>>2503393
i didnt call it a person did i?

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>>2503381
the diet: rocks and some native plants and wildlife
thats what jollof rice was at that point btw, put some shit in a big communal pot, no clear recipe. thats how all niggers ate until white man came along. Most niggers still eat like that today, a pot over a fire, is that "sophisticated"? This cuisine you made up never existed, the africans wouldnt have even had a word that was similar to cuisine until white man gave it to them.

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>>2503394
Literally no one does this
Your country is indefinitely on high terrorist alert, that's why it's so cheap to vacation there
No one jokes bout it bcs it's kinda sad

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>>>2503367
>i eat sandniggers for breakfa-OOUUUHHH IM HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION OUUUHHH AACCCKKKKK!!!!!!!

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>>2503395
Acknowledging its existence is somewhat admitting they are sentient

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>>2503402
You gonna share the joke with the rest of the class ?

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>>2503399
its obviously sentient, the level of cognitive ability is in question though, i might genuinely get better conversation from a reptile.

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>>2503408
i told you we left terrorist jokes in 2010s and you still made a one after my psyop
like nigga….

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>>2503398
post physique

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>>2503410
'After my psyop' GEG
I wasn't joking btw your terrorist status is always on high alert every time I check it
How is it a joke if it's factual?

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>>2503396
>Native plants and wildlife
Thats literally every national cuisine retard, including european cuisine, you dont know shit about culinary art you're just a prideful chud who relies on identity for self esteem like a tranny
The mix of ingredients is sophisticated, cooking it is not as simple as you think, especially knowing when to add the ingredients and how you process them

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>>2503413
you're just generalizing it
also it depends on what you mean by "terrorist"
for example nobody visits kurdistan of turkey since there's terrorist activity there(even doe PKK surrendered)
however for example russians love to visit antalya every summer despite that
Yeah the country might have a "terrorist" problem, but that won't mean we are vacant for vacations.
you just love to generalize and fall for fallacies towards the countries you don't like

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>you just love to generalize and fall for fallacies towards the countries you don't like
well yeah thats the idea

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>>2503412
21.5 bmi, 31.3 skeletal muscle mass, 16.4 body fat percentage
test date 18-11-2025, biological age matches my actual age too

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>>2503419
British people love to go here for plastic surgery and hair implants
They also love to go here for vacation
But yes literally every time I go close to turkey I get notified about the terrorist status of surrounding countries and yours is literally always on high alert
I don't know what that means, I just think it's kind of funny, you know?

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>>2503434
fat mass is 11.1 but this probably has gone down i think

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>>2503434
If you're BMI doesn't say you're obese as a man you're a skinny fuck and you need to lift weights
I'm clinically obese with a BF% of about 10%

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>>2503437
yea thats what im doing brub

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>>2503419
If I was going to do what you say I'm doing, I would assume all Turkish people are criminals because the Turkish people I do know are exactly gangsters working in barber shops that exist to launder money
But I don't assume that because I'm not special ed

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>>2503435
Don't worry, "Terrorless Turkey" project is on progress rn.
SQQN.

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>>2503416
except my country is not only native plants and wildlife because we where a product of the greatest globe-spanning empire in human history. also unlike you I have actually been to places where blacks live in poverty (not africa but I know better then you) and no there is not skill to it, there is far less skill than the average person engages in while cooking in my country, dont pretend this african pot cooking is somehow more complex or esoteric by any measure than cooking in any other place, especially any modern cooking with real appliances. Here is the average blacks meal from my real experience: throw meat into a pot, cook for six hours because we cant cook and have not yet invented measuring tools so are scared of getting sick, throw in in some spices and vegetables we have on hand to overcook. Also I did study cooking at one point in my life btw, so I know more than you again.

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>>2503439
marge how is that related

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hi

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>>2503012 (OP)
Now I need an unironic tutorial on how to do the opposite

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>>2503442
aussie clitty leakage on aisle 9

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whatever you do dont look up who invented fried chicken dumb saudi nigger

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>>2503445
>marge

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>>2503445
Sigh……

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>>2503448
How to assault a mudslime immigrant while harmfully stereotyping him and insulting his pseudo religion of piss and shit

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>>2503416
The way that this picture has all items layed out like an anglo would do it, in modern bowls us anglos invented, you know nothing of africa, this is the anglicised cooking of migrants and the upper classes, you can deny this and stay an ignorant liberal if you want.

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>>2503434
>words words words
sounds like skinnyfat

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>>2503455
I'm also Anglo how do you feel about Irish and Anglos cross breeding?

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>>2503449
american baitlord fails to bait me yet again in span of 20 minutes. sad.

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>>2503458
>Replies to bait
^haha nice try FAGGOT you almost FUCKING GOT ME with your SHIT BAIT KYS NOW. Bette luck next time fucking NIGGER

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>>2503457
irish should stop larping pretending they are so different than us anyway. abolish ireland.

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>>2503463
why is this not aryan?

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>>2503464
Just checking to see if we're on the same page

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>>2503467
Yes, yes it is
I'm projecting because i also do this

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>>2503457
so hot

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>>2503464
What if the two finally united to rape the entirety of India again?

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>>2503476
Interesting take that I'm going to disregard out of fear of explanation

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>>2503477
We are literally doing that by stealing all of the actually smart Indians and importing them

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>>2503478
I want anglo to breed with

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>>2503480
I'll breed with you if you're a cute foid

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>>2503483
I am 6 ft 11 hairy brown man

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>>2503479
>actually smart
No honey… just no…

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>>2503487
Fuck….
Never mind

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>>2503491
…sad

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>>2503489
It's not impossible for an Indian to have an iq of 115+
It's unlikely, but when it does happen we steal them
I saw someone say how this is going to destroy the Indian economy in the long run which I think is pretty funny idk

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>>2503494
steal them and launch them into the sun please

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>>>2503489
>It's not impossible for an Indian to have an iq of 115+
>It's unlikely, but when it does happen we steal them
>I saw someone say how this is going to destroy the Indian economy in the long run which I think is pretty funny idk

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>>2503503
I don't get it who is this person

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>>2503500
You guys are stealing the most kek

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>>2503012 (OP)
I actually smirked at what I thought was clever satire until I saw it was serious.

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>>2503494
>the indians we're getting are the best of the best
india must be truly horrifying then

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>European culinary 'excellence' pre-1800
>lentil gruel made with lake water and some pig fat if your rich

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>>2503580
have you not seen the cow shit festival videos?

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>>2503587
>medieval western europe was the only europe
>Renaissance period never happened
what shithole did you migrate from?

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>>2503629
It's a poor people food and rich people food difference, thats why when you go to a nigerian slum or a black american ghetto you won't find any african delicacies, true cuisine comes from people who are well-off

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>>2503452
>nu-simpsons
fucking disgusting

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>>2503642
in black american ghettos you find great oriental food geg. or for some reason an italian restaurant run by an Egyptian muslim in Richmond, VA.

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>>2503658
This happens

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>>2503663
i worked there, great food.

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>>2503380
>Eating raw niggers alive

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>>2503642
>but us white people put seasonin on our toast sandwich an shiieeeettt
>>2503629
Having been to "da hood" and they still have some good hole in the wall places to get lunch.



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