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I want war with the promise of being able to LOOT AND PLUNDER

WAR is supposed to be the beautiful art of young men TAKING SHIT SO THEY CAN EARN HIGHER STATUS IN SOCIETY in exchange for risking their lives for their elite.

The US military is way too cucked, they want to send us to some shit hole countries but we're not even allowed to fucking steal?!? I WANT TO GO LOOT ANOTHER COUNTRY SO I CAN BUY MY WAY INTO THE AMERICAN UPPER CLASS WITH BLOOD DIAMONDS AND GOLD FROM AFRICOM

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE BEING A FUCKING PEASANT AGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Take deep breaths

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>>2404561
It's not fair chudanon…

The elites have sex with prime teenage girls on private islands and then toss them aside meanwhile I'm down in the dumps obsessing over my physiognomy wondering if I'll ever be good enough to afford a (white) trad virgin qt wife, which is basically a pipedream now.

Gen z has NOTHING, everything has been taken from us

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This will happen soon enough I promise you but we must destroy israel and wait for the boomers to die first otherwise you'll just be deployed to the middle east once they are gone we can loot south America Canada and Africa alike

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Wars being fought for those things is a birthright that was stolen from you by people that hate you. We're all there

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>>2404567
Just join wanger pmc oalgo

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>>2404565
The Lord laughs at the wicked, for He knows their day is coming. Put your trust in Him. WAGMI.

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>>2404567
>>2404566
I wonder what's stopping a few Chuds from mercenary-maxxing and just going to some lawless shithole country with a couple AR-15s, tomb raider style. I'm sure a backpack full of gold per man would be enough to buy a house and plenty of land back in the states

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>>2404570
The closest we got 2 that was lord miles and his Haiti invasion

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>>2404570
Some performance male on xitter said he would lead a coup to take control of Haiti earlier this year but nothing ever came of it. It's still a possibility for any guy with wit and manpower to make it happen, because it's Haiti what the fuck are they gonna do LOL

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>>2404572
It failed because Lord miles aimed a little too high and flew a little too close to the sun, way too ambitious.

More realistic than 50 guys taking an entire country, would actually be fifty guys sneaking in, finding one of those slave based diamond mines in the congo, shooting a couple poorly trained insurgents and loading a truck with loot and getting tf out as fast as possible.

Maybe not exactly like that but something like that

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>>2404575
Did he even do as much as lead a charge?

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>>2404573
They have fpv drones so that already makes it a nightmare so you now need drones jammers and fiber optic drones incase the Haitian government has drones jamming capabilities

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>>2404575
Do this in Sierra Leone or something, you'd literally be doing the world a massive favor

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>>2404575
You need atleast 500 chuddies to help with shit like logistics and medical as well

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>>2404577
I just don't believe a country whose average city street looks like this has any of that technology, I'm sorry

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>>2404578
Idk man african militias are mean especially those fuckers in Sudan I would not want to fuck with them despite the shit ton of gold there

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>>2404582
There videos online but you have to go to plebbit

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>>2404583
They have no formal training and they're retarded niggers, essentially chimps waving around assault rifles.

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>>2404586
But they have weapon funding from the uae and get actual military equipment i think they shot down a Russian il-76 not too long ago and besides they're essentially a hord that can and will out number you the only way 2 defeat them is via drone and is the only way I'd even sign up for some shit like that

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>>2404588
I mean if you can get 5-10 expensive drones you may as well just not even enter the country at all, just blow up some buildings and fly the drones in and loot out out from a boat a few miles offshore

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>>2404588
Well, what do I know

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Guys the niggers have drones it's over

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>>2404591
nigger drone technology is so good bro

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>>2404589
How can you loot if you're not in the country

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>>2404592
They're using nigga chain ai layer 2 and the drone are powered by the fent reactor

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>>2404589
>>2404590
>>2404588
>>2404591
Relax guys, we're not going to be a permanent occupation, we'd likely only be there for a few weeks and we'd be sneaky, in and out, all these drones are best against convoys of vehicles and permanently stationed personnel. Chud Team Six would first do a lot of research on where treasure might be, and what kind of security it would have, then we'd go in by surprise with a pick up truck and load it up and gtfo before their backup arrives, preferably a place that is bordered with a nation hostile to it so we could escape easily without them persuing. The hardest part logistically is how we'd plan to actually ship our loot back to the states, we'd need to find someone who works in overseas shipping and pergybribe him or promise him a share, we wouldn't want our loot stolen in transit. The goal is not to take on an entire insurgency, just find a place where something of value is poorly guarded, and take it, and leave as fast as possible.

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>>2404559 (OP)
this but unironically. if i go to war and i cant bring home sex slaves and unregistered machine guns, then like, whats the point? soldiers are treated so badly. i would NEVER volunteer for military service

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>>2404595
Idk bringing it back 2 the states sounds risky better off going too some place like Thailand or the Philippines

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>>2404598
Maybe Russia, Mongolia, khazakstan etc. Or somewhere in Africa where you can live like a emperor for a dime

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>>2404601
Ne personally I'd just live in Bali Indonesia for the rest of my life

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>>2404598
Yeah but I don't want a Thai ladyboy or a flip monkey wife, I want a high class white woman, so yeah we'd need a place to store the booty, but we should definitely retire to somewhere in Europe afterwards, we'd probably just need to find the right overseas bank that we could put it in and split it equally, or use it to fund more operations later on and live like pirate-mercenaries

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Whats the point of joining the military? to get better at aiming? money? to feel cool?

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>>2404603
We could buy an oil rig and live like big boss

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>>2404606
Health care and property benefits that's it this country is lame and gay

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>>2404603
lmao this will never happen. Just become a sex tourist or something blud your chud tarkov nigger diamond mine fantasies will never happen

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>>2404559 (OP)
Yeah dumb nigger, you will get there and loot shit like your favorite goy of duty game and totally not be blown into pieces after 30 minutes walking and then have your charred corpse pieces shoved in some gay american flag coffin.

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>>2404610
No this shit will happen i shall die for a noble cause whether you like it or not

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>>2404611
are you retarded nigga this doesnt happen to americans

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>>2404611
We're coming for Brazil faggot

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>>2404612
lil bro is going to get pricked by a mosquito and die from malaria right out of the plane

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>>2404613
It does though but he's pretending that it can't happen 2 whoever were fighting

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>>2404615
Dr soystein gave me the vaccine I'll be fine

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>>2404593
they make some big drones you could 100% lift some gold reserves out of a crate with one of them

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>>2404620
What really need is a helicopter a mi-8 or mi-17

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>>2404613
Quiet obese woman
>>2404614
I'll rape your gringo's bunda

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>>2404624
You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>2404624
projection

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>>>2404624 (You)
>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>2404624
>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>2404624
>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>>2404624
>>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>>>2404624
>>>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>>>>2404624
>>>>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>>>>>2404624
>>>>>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>>>>>>2404624
>>>>>>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>>>>>>>2404624
>>>>>>>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>>>>>>>2404624
>>>>>>>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>>>>>>>>>2404624
>>>>>>>>You're the most unfunny and obnoxious attention whore on this board.

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>>2404647
Why does he look like something out of a 1990s 3d platformer

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